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Old Dec 08, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #3941
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*runs in circles*
*runs into a wall*
*runs in backward circles*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #3942
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*sips beer
*eats steak
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #3943
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*sips beer*
*spontaneously combust's*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 09:43 AM // 09:43   #3944
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*lies unconcious*

*somehow sips dwarven ale*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #3945
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*replaces sophitia's dwarven ale with yaks urine


*sips beer
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 10:54 AM // 10:54   #3946
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*somehow sences the dwarven ale bottle is 'tainted'*

*Somehow Gets a new one from the neverending dwarven ale multipack*

*mysteriously sips dwarven ale while still unconscious*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:32 AM // 11:32   #3947
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*kicks an elephant at sophitia*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:35 AM // 11:35   #3948
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*slaps bacon with a wet trout

*twice

*sips beer

*doodles on sophitia
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:41 AM // 11:41   #3949
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*instructs the elephant to pee on lord wammo*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:43 AM // 11:43   #3950
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*puts umbrella up
*channels elephant urine onto crispy bacons shoes

*continues doodling
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #3951
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*instructs elephant to kick lord wammo in the nuts*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 11:59 AM // 11:59   #3952
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*eyes flashes open*

*feels the new power surging through veins, as Sophitia the grey has given away to Sophitia the white, scourge of Evil*

*Casts Ride the Lightning to Bacon*

*spams obsidian flame on bacon until exaustion leaves me with no energy*

*Bacon dies from the Al ignoring damage*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:01 PM // 12:01   #3953
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*laughs at abcon
"im wearing enchanted trousers of protection against elephants! your puny elephant cant harm me
*ignores elephant
*slaps crispy bacon with frozen kipper
*continues doodling
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:05 PM // 12:05   #3954
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*changes Secondary*

*uses shatter enchant on Lood Cooper*

*then power spikes as cooper attempt at casting mending*

*Uses Melandrus Shot on Cooper as he attempts to use Healsig while frenzied*

*Laughs as cooper dies*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #3955
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*points at lord wammo and laughs*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39   #3956
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*looks very confused
"sophitia im not casting anything im just sat here doodling"
*looks at multiple arrows sticking from body


"its only a flesh wound!"


*dies
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #3957
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*Takes pity on the evil one*

*changes secondary*

*usings Unyielding Aura on Cooper so he can finish fighting Bacon*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #3958
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*still confused
"was i fighting someone"
*looks at doodles
"pretty sure i was doodling"
*shrugs
"cant get any peace around here... even if you die some %^&*$ rezzes you
*cuts sophitias throat
*bludgeons bacon to death with frozen leg of lamb
*eats the evidence
*continues doodling
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #3959
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*breaks Unyielding Enchant just before Cooper can cut throat*

*Uses unyielding Aura again*
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52   #3960
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*bite Sophitia Leafblade multiple times*
*run around bar screaming... BRRRRAAAIIINNNSSS*
*sips beer while running*
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